Date: 2nd September 2012 at 8:34pm
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What have we learnt from this transfer window? Manchester United has the ability to buy a whole football club for £22 Million? Liverpool can afford to spend £30 Million on Andy Carroll, but can`t afford £6 Million for Clint Dempsey? Stoke want to sign a player from every country possible? Co-Editor, Tom Barker looks to make the transfer window a bit funnier for us all.

0 – The number of Arsenal fans who are happy to see Robin Van Persie go to Manchester United. #Goalscoringmachine

574 – The number of players Mark Hughes thinks he needs to bolster his squad. #Buytheworld

457,645 – The amount of times Stoke have apparently signed Michael Owen in this transfer window. #Commitment

8 – The amount of goals Danny Collins has already given away to other teams since signing for Nottingham Forest. #Backtoform

2 – The number of seconds Clint Dempsey took to decide that he didn`t want to sign for Aston Villa. #Lightningdecision

15 – The number of hissy fits Luka Modric threw until he left White Hart Line. #crybaby

2 – The number of big name players Stoke have signed this transfer window. #cameronandkightlyhaveslightlylongernames

10 – My rating out of 10 for how well Swansea have done in the transfer window. #Laudruptakeabow


30 – The number of million pounds that Liverpool have actually lost on Andy Carroll. #geordiepoor